The Republic of The Republic of Cameroon is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 5.309 billion Republic of Cameroonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The Republic of Cameroonian economy, worth 244 trillion Central African CFA francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 45,868 Central African CFA francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Cameroon's national animal is the Lion.

The Republic of Cameroon is ranked 169,139^th in the world and 5^th in Airstrip One for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,603.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.