The Commonwealth of The Potatoe Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Great Potatoe Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.147 billion PotatoeBeings love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatoe Fields City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Potatoe Islandsian economy, worth 327 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,073 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Potatoe Islands's national animal is the Potatoe Being, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Potatoe Islands is ranked 11,105^th in the world and 684^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,135.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.