The Beach Front Route of The Postman is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by POTUS with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.31 billion Postmanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mail Box. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The strong Postmanian economy, worth 879 trillion Stamps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,460 Stamps, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for The Postman, small shoes often wash up on the beach, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Postman's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Postman is ranked 103,322^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Beech Beach House for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.