The Greater Rzeczpospolita of The Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 8.377 billion Polish Lithuanian Commonwealthians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Polish Lithuanian Commonwealthian economy, worth 364 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,493 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth is ranked 140,097^th in the world and 2^nd in Poland Lithuania for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,450.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.