The Commonwealth of The panama canalia is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 330 million panama canalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong panama canalian economy, worth 22.3 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,711 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The panama canalia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The panama canalia is ranked 175,952^nd in the world and 2^nd in Panama City for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 426.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.