The Dominion of The OrangeEmpire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Orange Guy with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.224 billion OrangeEmpireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prospect of Karl. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient OrangeEmpirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,816 trillion Silver coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 197,980 Silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, sick OrangeEmpireans are hair today and gone tomorrow, builders across The OrangeEmpire are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The OrangeEmpire's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karlism.

The OrangeEmpire is ranked 125,227^th in the world and 4^th in Sol 8 for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,370.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.