The Democratic Republic of The Norwegian Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marie Ellison with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.218 billion Norwegian Landers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Oslo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwegian Landish economy, worth a remarkable 5,487 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,402 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norwegian Lands's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Norwegian Lands is ranked 289,187^th in the world and 4^th in Camerania for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.35 kickbacks per hour.