The Democratic Republic of The Norwegian Lands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marie Ellison with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.507 billion Norwegian Landers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Oslo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwegian Landish economy, worth a remarkable 4,377 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,163 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norwegian Lands's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Norwegian Lands is ranked 1,580^th in the world and 3^rd in Camerania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,961.38 on the Gilded Widget Scale.