Most Pacifist: 224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 239thNicest Citizens: 246th
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The Norwegian Lands

Population16.507 billion

CapitalPort Oslo
LeaderMarie Ellison
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalDuck

The Democratic Republic of The Norwegian Lands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marie Ellison with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.507 billion Norwegian Landers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Oslo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwegian Landish economy, worth a remarkable 4,377 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,163 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norwegian Lands's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Norwegian Lands is ranked 1,580th in the world and 3rd in Camerania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,961.38 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 239thNicest Citizens: 246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 421stHighest Food Quality: 452ndMost Rebellious Youth: 456thMost Cultured: 463rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 496thSafest: 579thMost Inclusive: 584thMost Developed: 620thLongest Average Lifespans: 680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 685thLargest Governments: 759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 766thHealthiest Citizens: 789thLowest Crime Rates: 890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,158thBest Weather: 1,214thMost Efficient Economies: 1,242ndSmartest Citizens: 1,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,844thMost Devout: 2,297thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,297thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,258thHighest Average Incomes: 3,368thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,820thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,685thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,977thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,548thLargest Populations: 17,800thMost Stationary: 18,182nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, Marie Ellison's perky ego is the talk of the town.
  • : The Norwegian Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".
  • : The Norwegian Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Removal of Space Debris".
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.

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