The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Anders Jacobsen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.408 billion Netherlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth a remarkable 2,851 trillion €uroes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,796 €uroes, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Netherlanders like vultures, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, vaccinations are mandatory, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nether Regions's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lex Lutheran Christianity.

The Nether Regions is ranked 16,136^th in the world and 6^th in Zombie Research Institute for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.07 law-abiding acts per hour.