The Nyaing Empire of The Neko Imperium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Neeka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.436 billion Neko Imperiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The thriving Neko Imperiumian economy, worth 753 trillion Nloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,324 Nloes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,363 per year while the poor average 11,538, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Neko Imperiumian weed picker, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Neko Imperium's national animal is the Hir, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Nyaism.

The Neko Imperium is ranked 252,956^th in the world and 69^th in The Interdimensional Community for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.54 law-abiding acts per hour.