The Greedy Capitalists of The nation of Gunland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gunther the Gun with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.682 billion Guntherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient nation of Gunlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,152 Bullets, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The nation of Gunland's national animal is the Nuclear bomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violence and eternal pain.

The nation of Gunland is ranked 2,618^th in the world and 2^nd in Monarchist and Democratic Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 13,623.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.