The Zipazago of The Muisca is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zipazaque Meicuchuca with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and public floggings. The hard-working population of 3.053 billion Muiscans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bacatá. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Muiscan economy, worth 145 trillion tejueloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,660 tejueloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, Zipazaque Meicuchuca has just been declared ruler of The Muisca in an international press conference, and Chiminigaguaism has been named as The Muisca's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Muisca's national animal is the Andean condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chiminigaguaism.

The Muisca is ranked 95,264^th in the world and 1^st in Revivalis for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.