The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.206 billion Mongo Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,570 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,973 Mongoberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, and the nation thinks the universe revolves around them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 15,964^th in the world and 6^th in Callista for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,900.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.