The Ecosystem of The Mojave Desert is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.025 billion Mojave Desertians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Mead. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mojave Desertian economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,556 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, the entire entry for The Mojave Desert in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', desert tortoises have more rights than the average citizen, and The Park Ranger's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mojave Desert's national animal is the desert tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

The Mojave Desert is ranked 10,343^rd in the world and 1^st in North America Deserts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.41 law-abiding acts per hour.