The Oppressed Peoples of The Midnight Watcher is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 1.154 billion Midnight Watcherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The Midnight Watcherian economy, worth 42.9 trillion baht a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,160 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Midnight Watcher's national animal is the porpoise.

The Midnight Watcher is ranked 155,579^th in the world and 1^st in Lysaria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,452.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.