Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,311thLargest Black Market: 1,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,011th
The Overlord's Muse of
Mother Knows Best State
Light needs dark as dark needs light.
Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee
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The Master Primotav

Population12.728 billion

LeaderOverlord Darnoc and Queen Vee


The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.728 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 187,002 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Bogaphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darnocism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 5,860th in the world and 6th in Glass Gallows for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 15,591.04 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,311thLargest Black Market: 1,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,011thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,353rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,062ndHighest Economic Output: 6,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,066thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,247thLargest Governments: 8,737thBest Weather: 10,106thMost Devout: 10,227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,005thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,177thMost Developed: 14,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,068thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,081stMost Cultured: 18,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,378thLargest Populations: 21,421st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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