The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.472 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 194,300 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Primotaviens, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Bogaphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darnocism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 89,630^th in the world and 9^th in Glass Gallows for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,023.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.