The Galactic Kingdom of The Master Primotav is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Darnoc Llork with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.105 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 4,738 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 196,583 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primatism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 57,090^th in the world and 3^rd in Novian Galaxy for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,882.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.