The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.728 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 187,002 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Bogaphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darnocism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 5,860^th in the world and 6^th in Glass Gallows for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 15,591.04 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.