The Jaune Fille of The Marsupial Illuminati is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Eye of Providence with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.298 billion Marsupials are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Education and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsupium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Marsupial economy, worth a remarkable 2,376 trillion Pouches a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 111,581 Pouches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,377 per year while the poor average 24,487, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Posters on 'Marsupial Values' advise against being proud of The Marsupial Illuminati, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year. Crime is pervasive. The Marsupial Illuminati's national animal is the Marsupial, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pouchism.

The Marsupial Illuminati is ranked 310,557^th in the world and 1^st in Sodom and Gomorrah for Most Cultured, scoring -48 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.