The Armed Republic of The Malicious is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.155 billion Demons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Demonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Humans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,783 Humans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 504,208 per year while the poor average 39,284, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.
Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Demonic justice, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Malicious's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Malicious is ranked 311,446th in the world and 543rd in The Underworld of Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Malicious was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Demonic justice.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa.
- : The Malicious was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, the official Demonic Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, an exhibition on Lion memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
- : Following new legislation in The Malicious, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.