The Nomadic Peoples of The Lost Khanate is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.962 billion Lost Khanateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contanstinople. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lost Khanatean economy, worth 207 trillion Loots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 105,663 Loots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lost Khanate's national animal is the Horsie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Allah Cosmos Xi Jinping.

The Lost Khanate is ranked 306,442^nd in the world and 10^th in The Maoist Communist Party for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.