The Dictatorship of The Long War is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 3.336 billion Long Warians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Long Warian economy, worth 155 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,527 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Long War's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Long War is ranked 128,982^nd in the world and 2^nd in Stradsfl for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 57.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.