The Kingdom of The Kingdom of Eldmark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Enoch Ahaloke with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.346 billion Eldmarkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammarvik. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The thriving Eldmarsk economy, worth 773 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,710 Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Kingdom of Eldmark's national animal is the Secretarybird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Kingdom of Eldmark is ranked 54,106^th in the world and 12^th in Kylaris for Most Patriotic, with 25.76 flags saluted per person per day.