The Kingdom of The Kindom of Zollern is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.278 billion Zollians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kindom of Zollernian economy, worth 104 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,734 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kindom of Zollern's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Kindom of Zollern is ranked 183,096^th in the world and 34^th in Selene for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.