The Storage Porridge of The Keepsakes Of Panagouge is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marx Avarice with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.465 billion Greedy Gifts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warehouse Zero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Keepsakes Of Panagougean economy, worth 716 trillion Exhausting Grinds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,804 Exhausting Grinds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 504,271 per year while the poor average 14,884, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

The The Keepsakes Of Panagouge Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule The Keepsakes Of Panagouge but at least the trains run on time, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Keepsakes Of Panagouge's national animal is the Expensive Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flow And Go.

The Keepsakes Of Panagouge is ranked 32,891^st in the world and 1^st in The Realm Of Rewan for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,358.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.