The Global Community of The Jorran Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Man of the Year with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.573 billion Jorrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levity. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jorran economy, worth a remarkable 8,089 trillion Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 343,160 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is totally unknown. The Jorran Federation's national animal is the Zilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bassheadism.

The Jorran Federation is ranked 2,954^th in the world and 6^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 703.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.