The Holy Empire of The Jesuits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.918 billion Jesuits are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The powerhouse Jesuit economy, worth 346 trillion Kents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,553 Kents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 896,180 per year while the poor average 4,423, a ratio of 202 to 1.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Command, and competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jesuits's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Jesuits is ranked 313,189^th in the world and 1^st in Command for Least Corrupt Governments, with 52.64 percentage of bribes refused.