Largest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thMost Avoided: 17th
The Supreme Dictatorship of
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If you aren't remembered, you never existed
Supreme Universal Ruler
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Hegemony
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Iron League

Population39.178 billion

CapitalThe Iron League City
LeaderSupreme Universal Ruler
FaithSupreme Universal Rulerism

Currencygil
Animallueshi

The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.178 billion Iron Leaguerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 26,960 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 688,164 gils, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,775,747 per year while the poor average 34,693, a ratio of 137 to 1.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.

The Iron League is ranked 171st in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 35,369.5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thMost Avoided: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rdMost Corrupt Governments: 36thHighest Economic Output: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50thLargest Retail Industry: 51stMost Primitive: 52ndFattest Citizens: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 96thMost Stationary: 155thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 211thMost Ignorant Citizens: 214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 527thRudest Citizens: 703rdLargest Populations: 807thMost Devout: 1,141stLowest Crime Rates: 1,201stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,244thLargest Black Market: 2,481stMost Efficient Economies: 2,685thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,171stMost Patriotic: 4,644thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,759thMost Conservative: 5,606thMost Influential: 6,197thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,398thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,526thLargest Governments: 15,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,087thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,380th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : The Iron League was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.

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