Largest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Avoided: 7th
The Supreme Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
If you aren't remembered, you never existed
Supreme Universal Ruler
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Iron League

Population36.502 billion

CapitalThe Iron League City
LeaderSupreme Universal Ruler
FaithSupreme Universal Rulerism

Currencygil
Animallueshi

The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.502 billion Iron Leaguerans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 24,488 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 670,893 gils, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,123,605 per year while the poor average 24,032, a ratio of 213 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.

The Iron League is ranked 241,179th in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 34thMost Primitive: 40thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stLargest Retail Industry: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 43rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdFattest Citizens: 80thHighest Average Incomes: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thMost Stationary: 163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187thLargest Agricultural Sector: 201stMost Ignorant Citizens: 218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 402ndRudest Citizens: 640thLargest Populations: 828thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,079thMost Devout: 1,207thLowest Crime Rates: 1,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,913thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,905thLargest Black Market: 3,067thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,349thMost Conservative: 4,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,674thMost Influential: 6,177thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,453rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,019thLargest Governments: 22,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,505th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : The Iron League was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : The Iron League was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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