Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th Largest Insurance Industry: 7th
The Supreme Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
If you aren't remembered, you never existed
Supreme Universal Ruler
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Iron League

Population33.67 billion

CapitalThe Iron League City
LeaderSupreme Universal Ruler
FaithSupreme Universal Rulerism

Currencygil
Animallueshi

The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.67 billion Iron Leaguerans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 21,794 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 647,293 gils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,706,496 per year while the poor average 100,904, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of The Iron League's mid-life crisis, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of The Iron League at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.

The Iron League is ranked 639th in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Rudest Citizens, with 355.81 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 28thHighest Disposable Incomes: 40thMost Primitive: 41stHighest Economic Output: 44thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48thFattest Citizens: 73rdHighest Average Incomes: 84thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141stMost Stationary: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 349thLargest Agricultural Sector: 540thRudest Citizens: 639thLargest Populations: 863rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,382ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,708thMost Efficient Economies: 1,922ndLargest Black Market: 2,436thMost Conservative: 4,060thMost Influential: 4,953rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,430thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,186thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,710thMost Extreme: 15,040th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Iron League's influence in Supremacy fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of The Iron League at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of The Iron League's mid-life crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : The Iron League's influence in Supremacy rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : The Iron League was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Zombified.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, swings are banned for being a danger to children.

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