The Country of The Infantry is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.163 billion Infantrymen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Benning. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The powerhouse Infantryian economy, worth 680 trillion bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 48,018 bullets, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,580 per year while the poor average 3,829, a ratio of 73.5 to 1.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Infantry's national animal is the Endangered Woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Infantry is ranked 210,766^th in the world and 4^th in Georgia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.