Population | 20.418 billion |
Capital | Visp on Planet Earth |
Leader | the State Control Council |
Faith | scienctific atheism |
Currency | IGER-Credit |
Animal | Sphinx |
The Cosmopolitan State of The IGER Civilization is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the State Control Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.418 billion Citizens of the IGER are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visp on Planet Earth. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient IGER economy, worth an astonishing 10,256 trillion IGER-Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 502,341 IGER-Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for The IGER Civilization, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The IGER Civilization's national animal is the Sphinx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is scienctific atheism.
The IGER Civilization is ranked 4,681st in the world and 1st in SICON for Most Stationary, with 3,333.66453312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for The IGER Civilization.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
- : Following new legislation in The IGER Civilization, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.