The んひ尺尺ﾉᄃﾑ刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane II with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.261 billion Hurricaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 257,149 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,340,270 per year while the poor average 3,202, a ratio of 730 to 1.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

The Hurricane is ranked 294,471^st in the world and 6^th in The Great Storm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.96 law-abiding acts per hour.