The Holy Empire of The Holy Tsardom is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 32 million Tsardomites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Tsardomian economy, worth 1.33 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,485 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Tsardom's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Holy Tsardom is ranked 325,280th in the world and 11th in Nova Minor for Largest Black Market, with 1.00 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Holy Tsardom, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
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The Holy Tsardom, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
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The Holy Tsardom's influence in Nova Minor rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
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The Holy Tsardom relocated from The Frontier Sea to Nova Minor.
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The Holy Tsardom changed its national demonym to "Tsardomite" and its demonym adjective to "Tsardomian".
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The Holy Tsardom, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
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The Holy Tsardom, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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The Holy Tsardom, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
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The Holy Tsardom, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
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The Holy Tsardom, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.



