The Holy Empire of The Holy Celestial Dragons is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 36 million Holy Celestial Dragonsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The Holy Celestial Dragonsian economy, worth 1.98 trillion angles bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,907 angles bloods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,276 per year while the poor average 14,990, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Celestial Dragons's national animal is the king cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Holy Celestial Dragons is ranked 93,186^th in the world and 990^th in the West Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,475.05 Standard Monetary Units.