The Allied States of The Hazar Amisnery is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dmitry Tereshkova with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.555 billion Hazar Amisnerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HKCD Conurbation. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hazar Amisnerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion Arzhuyts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 170,174 Arzhuyts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hazar Amisnery's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salanghaneun Appa.

The Hazar Amisnery is ranked 41,314^th in the world and 2^nd in The European Commonwealth of Nations for Highest Food Quality, scoring 39.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.