The City of The Hague is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning stork population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.346 billion Hagueans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The strong Haguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,763 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hague's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Hague is ranked 70,836^th in the world and 1^st in Den Haag for Largest Black Market, with 5.98 trillion Standard Monetary Units.