The Dominion of The Guitar is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.84 billion Guitarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The Guitarian economy, worth 296 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,768 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Guitar's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Guitar is ranked 227,448^th in the world and 8^th in 8th International for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 265.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.