The Gatekeeper of The Graveyards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Rose with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.028 billion Graveyardsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp Bisco. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Graveyardsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,919 trillion raids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,431 raids, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Graveyards's national animal is the fire tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Branch.

The Graveyards is ranked 110,186^th in the world and 7^th in The Graveyard for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,480.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.