The Community of The Grassy Knoll is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.752 billion Grassy Knollians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Grassy Knollian economy, worth 361 trillion Blood Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 62,821 Blood Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,163 per year while the poor average 5,920, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Grassy Knoll's national animal is the Watch Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Grassy Knoll is ranked 249,191^st in the world and 13^th in Save Our Planet for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.