Largest Gambling Industry: 1,344thMost Secular: 4,757thFattest Citizens: 6,952nd
The Hegemony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We destroyed invaders, as I shall destroy you!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Gorn Home Planet

Population10.064 billion

CapitalAgornu
LeaderS'alath

CurrencyGold-pressed Latinum Strip
AnimalMammal

The Hegemony of The Gorn Home Planet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by S'alath with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.064 billion Gorn are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agornu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorn economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Gold-pressed Latinum Strips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,342 Gold-pressed Latinum Strips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,888 per year while the poor average 23,602, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the government has the power to seize property at will, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gorn Home Planet's national animal is the Mammal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Gorn Home Planet is ranked 25,489th in the world and 12th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Corrupt Governments, with 83.3 kickbacks per hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,344thTop
5%
Most Secular: 4,757thFattest Citizens: 6,952ndMost Avoided: 8,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,235thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,237thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 15,317thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,498thMost Stationary: 18,618thLargest Retail Industry: 19,318thMost Patriotic: 19,816thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,006thMost Armed: 21,061stMost Conservative: 23,069thHighest Economic Output: 23,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,489th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Gorn Home Planet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Stationary and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gorn Home Planet, there's a mortuary next to every Gorn restaurant.

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