The Nomadic Peoples of The Gone Dead Train of King Solomon Hill is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Holmes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.842 billion Hillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McComb. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gone Dead Train of King Solomon Hillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,470 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Hillians marry themselves', organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gone Dead Train of King Solomon Hill's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Gone Dead Train of King Solomon Hill is ranked 290,393^rd in the world and 8^th in The Delta for Most Primitive, scoring -664.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.