The Community of The Gold Ass is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.508 billion Gold Assians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gold Assian economy, worth 548 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,066 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and The Gold Ass is renowned for its lax gun laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gold Ass's national animal is the Ass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Gold Ass is ranked 46,413^th in the world and 2^nd in Fairy Tale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.28 law-abiding acts per hour.