The Conservative of The Gipper is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronald Reagan with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.569 billion Gipperians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashbrook. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The powerhouse Gipperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,794 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,821 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,585 per year while the poor average 10,889, a ratio of 45.1 to 1.

The people of The Gipper are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, and children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Gipper's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Gipper is ranked 290,983^rd in the world and 2^nd in Conservative America for Nicest Citizens, with 0.51 average smiles per day.