The Grand Union of The Germans Of Berlin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser John Sigmon I with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.05 billion Germinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichpackt. The average income tax rate is 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Germans Of Berlinian economy, worth 143 trillion Panzerwaffens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,215 Panzerwaffens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, Kaiser John Sigmon I goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Germans Of Berlin's national animal is the House sized Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

The Germans Of Berlin is ranked 26,599^th in the world and 15^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,100.21 on the Gilded Widget Scale.