The Commonwealth of The Gaymers is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.643 billion Gaymersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Gaymersian economy, worth 269 trillion yeets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,765 yeets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied bojiza, and nobody knows why the caged bojiza sings. Crime is relatively low. The Gaymers's national animal is the bojiza.

The Gaymers is ranked 192,393^rd in the world and 1^st in Asexuality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.37 law-abiding acts per hour.