The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Hiroi Kikuri with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 883 million Sloppers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumaria. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.

The Slopped economy, worth 43.4 trillion shots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,117 shots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the Federal Council of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers has been announced as the new Head of State, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Galactic Armada of Sloppers's new capital. Crime is relatively low. The Galactic Armada of Sloppers's national animal is the tequila worm, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Galactic Armada of Sloppers is ranked 180,222^nd in the world and 60^th in Vristic for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 62.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.