The Theocracy of The Funian Puppet Region S3 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.871 billion Funian Puppet Region S3ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The thriving Funian Puppet Region S3ian economy, worth 710 trillion -----s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,379 -----s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

They say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Funian Puppet Region S3's national animal is the -----, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Funian Puppet Region S3 is ranked 112,363^rd in the world and 418^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Populations, with 6.87 billion capita.