The Great and Powerful Collecter of The Funian Collection is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by 00 with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.01 billion Funian Collectionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 00. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Funian Collectionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion 00s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,121 00s, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that trees grow on 00s, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Funian Collectionians, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Funian Collection's national animal is the 00, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Funian Collection is ranked 312,703^rd in the world and 516^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Nicest Citizens, with 0.62 average smiles per day.