The Democratic Republic of The Free-Enterprise System is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Milton Friedman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.611 billion Free-Enterprise Systemians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laffer Curve. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Free-Enterprise Systemian economy, worth 163 trillion Paper Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,777 Paper Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,811 per year while the poor average 16,787, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Milton Friedman has just been declared ruler of The Free-Enterprise System in an international press conference, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Free-Enterprise System's new capital, and when it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Free-Enterprise System's national animal is the Florida Panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Mercantilism.

The Free-Enterprise System is ranked 59,647^th in the world and 11^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,549.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.