Safest: 16,316thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,272ndMost Pacifist: 30,529th
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Flaneur

Population4.417 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head hawkmoth

The Woodhouse Sanctum of The Flaneur is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.417 billion Flaneurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Flaneurian economy, worth 246 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,769 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be', discarded pennies litter the streets, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, and children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Flaneur's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Flaneur is ranked 134,585th in the world and 1st in Moorea for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,414.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Safest: 16,316thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,272ndMost Pacifist: 30,529th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Flaneur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : The Flaneur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Flaneur, the real art was the AI friends we made along the way.

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