The Empire of The Five Crowns is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.18 billion Five Crownsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The thriving Five Crownsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,291 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,096 per year while the poor average 10,666, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Five Crowns's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Five Crowns is ranked 154,523^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Steppes for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 365.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.