The Republic of The first pea legion is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Pea population. The hard-working population of 2.069 billion first pea legionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The first pea legionian economy, worth 87.9 trillion Peas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,464 Peas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, organ donation is compulsory, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The first pea legion's national animal is the Pea, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The first pea legion is ranked 199,024^th in the world and 1^st in Pea Headquarters for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.