The Queendom of The Fire Ant Hill is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.808 billion Fire Ant Hillians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Fire Ant Hillian economy, worth 261 trillion Crumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,018 Crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and The Fire Ant Hill has designated The Fire Ant Hill City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fire Ant Hill's national animal is the Worker Ant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Fire Ant Hill is ranked 97,861^st in the world and 4^th in Save The Planet for Safest, scoring 84.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.