The Empire of The Federal States of YEP is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Otto von YEPmarck with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.403 billion YEPians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of YEPania. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient YEPian economy, worth a remarkable 2,994 trillion YEPian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,313 YEPian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, main battle tanks stalk the woods of The Federal States of YEP in search of Eagles, water fights now end with thousands dead, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federal States of YEP's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Federal States of YEP is ranked 281,136^th in the world and 3,613^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 6.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.